#woah where did that come from 😳

[letterstotheflre]

umm... kinda want shiv and that nate guy together...

[cieloclercs]

congrats on your 1K you deserve it‼️‼️

when you have the time could you write for lewis hamilton + nepo!reader ( male or female ) who is an actress / actor?

king of my heart — lewis hamilton

pairing. lewis hamilton x nepo baby!actress!reader

genre. social media au

face claim. gigi hadid

warnings. mentions of age gap, swearing, some online hate, lewis and reader are literally the hottest couple ever, daniel lowkey trolling lando, sex jokes ??, mixed up met gala years sorryyyy, some inaccuracies with race outcomes shshsh

author’s note. hello anon! thank you for being my first request for my 1k event 🥰 i wasn’t sure if you wanted an imagine style thing or not so i’ve gone for a social media au. hope that’s ok ! if not just let me know and i can redo this for you <3

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lewishamilton The happiest 4 years with my Queen 🤍 Here’s to forever x

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[mothxmoons]

May I request Wesker with s/o who’s a mind reader? It can be spicy if you want 😳

Thank you! ❤️

[snaps head around] hehe *precedes to try and sneak a breeding kink in again*

You’ve always been able to hear people’s thoughts, typically it was when you could just focus on someone’s head and all their emotions, thoughts and feelings would be clear to you. However there were some people who had such loud thoughts that you could hear them regardless, luckily these people were few and far between, saving you a headache. This…skill of yours made you a very good detective, to the point where the STARS team captain took notice of you. Your ability to read someone made you valuable to him, it was a risk for him, you knew that, as you could read someone like a book, but your skill was too valuable to pass up.

Over the years you two developed a friendship, it wasn’t awkward or seemed to be based on manipulation like the others but you still were cautious. He had many thoughts about killing the others and you could never be too careful.

But the weirdest day though, was when you were getting thoughts that definitely were not your own.

“God, why do they look so good in that uniform?”

That was a familiar voice, you thought as your eyes looked around, resting your hand on your cheek to look less suspicious.

“Fuck, I want to kiss them so bad.”

Your head went up to look over at Wesker’s office, his shades were open which was rare but you two were the only ones in the office at the moment. Oh, so that’s where the thoughts were coming from? That’s…interesting… Your eyes found his quickly, his shades were pushed into his hair, he quickly looked away from you when you stared at him.

“Dammit, I need to stop staring, they’re so pretty.”

Maybe your suspicions didn’t mean anything, maybe he did actually like you?

“I just want to fuck them hard enough to break the bed.”

WOAH- okay what the fuck- your head turned in his direction once more, his head was down, probably looking at some papers.

“They have such a pretty mouth, I’d love to fuck it.”

Sir, you are the boss, you cannot be thinking like this about your subordinate-

“Maybe they’d give me a little heir if I asked? Hmm…nice and round…”

SIR- SIR- THIS IS THE RACCOON CITY POLICE DEPARTMENT. Quickly standing up you headed your way out the door, feeling his eyes following you as you walked briskly.

“God I want to smack their thighs.”

So maybe your captain liked you more than you thought.

[nexxocatt]

THUNDER SAGA & WISDOM SAGA RANTS!!

Genuinely how can I live my life normally after this. Like,, HOW.

Anyway,,,

MAJOR SPOILERS AHEAD!!!

TWs/CWs: swearing, mentions of violence and death ig. If you're uncomfortable click off any time!

And without further ado, let's gooo!!

THUNDER SAGA

- Gosh, 'Suffering' is maybe probably most definitely my second fav song (after 'Thunder Bringer' ofc) in this saga. It's just so GOOD UGHH!!! I'm utterly OBSESSED with whoever voices Penelope/Siren Penelope cause they just sound ETHEREAL. Also the amount of memes with the "You know I'm too shy" is astounding. Def my fav part of the song.

- I hc that Ody, in 'Different Beast', when he said "You are no wife of mine!" that he pulled an "erm, actually-" and basically: "Nah cuz you got a few details ab my wife wrong, homie. You see, her ponytail's tips actually reach 3.5 cm lower than that, plus you got the shade of her eye color wrong. And gods she'd never wear that tunic without matching earrings!" Homie's obsessed lmao.

- Oh. My. God. KJ. KJ! THE ABSOLUTE QUEEN GAHH!!! The fucking growl Scylla had on "Give up your honor and wraith!" Made me literally almost fall over. I had a ton of fun just dancing to KJ's vocals. My GOD that's beautiful💯💯

- Tell me y'all can hear the absolute desperation in Eury's voice at the start😭 bro does NOT wanna believe his home bro Ody just gave up six men's lives like that. Also not Jay bringing back the "This is the home of the wind god" bullshit like pls I cried enough at 'Monster'😭😭 And not Eury turning Ody's words around by saying "I'M JUST A MAN!" then stabbing a cow, like HOMIE. WHY.

- Here comes Zeus the party crasher everyone! Yippee! But no, seriously, I've had 'Thunder Bringer' stuck in my head for a while cuz my boy Luke Holt's vocals be giving me shivers. Imma cry cause the absolute pain and crack in Ody's voice when he says "I know..." like,, 😭😭 Also the animatics where the crew just attacks Ody and the dude just accepts his fate are CRIMINAL. Ain't nobody asking me to cry today bro🙏🙏

WISDOM SAGA

- Gotta be my fav saga yet. The "Watchu gonna do about it, champ?" line was delivered PERFECTLY🙌🙌 Ayron is the absolute Top G. Also Miguel's voice for Telemachus is just UGHH SO GOOD!!! Also Tele be like: "STAY BEHIND ME MOM I'LL PROTECT YOU!!🤺🤺🤺"

- Let's fucking go Athena is back on track, baby! Literally LOVE both hers and Antinuos' vocals. They were ON. TOP. I couldn't help but giggle at Tele's "Woah,, that is so sick!!" Like he's my baby boy I love him smmmm!!!

- I ain't got no shit on Athena no more. Home girl's just guilty frfr. "You're a good kid." "Thanks!" AHHHH THEM>>> Anyway, great song. I love Athena now. I don't hold no grudge against her anymore, no siree. She my homie now💪💪

- WANGUI. THE LEGEND FRFR. They could never make me like Calypso but Barbara served. I listened to 'Love In Paradise' on my headphones and did not expect to hear Polites' voice in my left ear and Eury's in my right😭😭 The time-dive was LEGENDARY (haha.) and Ody's screams then him just yelling "ATHENA!!" cause he doesn't have anyone else to call for help was heartbreaking 💔

- Ahhh the fact that Jorge got his dad to voice Hephaestus is so cute <33 And Mr. PAM-PAM was right. Luke Holt's BEASTMODE ZEUS IS PHENOMENAL. I adored the transition between 'Warrior Of The Mind' and 'Legenday' after Zeus supposedly struck Athena down, which were – by the looks of the animatic shown in the livestream – the memories that got the goddess determined to stand back up💪💪 The way Ares' voice almost broke when he asked "Is she dead..?" broke me like😭😭 And whoever voices Hera is an absolute legend how the fuck is your voice that HEAVENLY😳

Also pls let the 'Silly Saga' be a thing, I had all the vids from Jorge's Disney Princess Era plus the Jimmy Neutron specials stuck inside my head non-stop for daysss🙏

Ooh and if we're lucky (and Jorge wants to ofc) maybe we'll get an album with cut songs! That would be amazing!! No pressure for the team tho, whatever they choose will be respected by everyone!

Also guys dw Athena's not dead, goddesses can't die you silly geese🙃 She's just injured n I'm absolutely sure we'll hear more of her in the upcoming Sagas! ^^

That's all for now! Take care y'all!! Stream the Wisdom Saga NYEOW👿👺!!!!

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Pico's mistake (Ft Darnell, Nene, BF/Cam, GF/Ashley, Drugfriend, Freund.XML and Cassandra) PiCamAshley(Pico x BF x GF)

*Pico was sitting on the table, still covered in slap-marks*

Pico: *mind* Ow....man I can't believe I got slapped twice in one day😓

Darnell: Sup bro

Nene: Hey Pico

Cassandra: Hey Pricko

Pico: H-Hey guys....

Darnell: Damn Bro, what happened to you?!

Nene: Yeah, How did you get slap-marks on both your cheeks?!

Pico: I-I don't wanna talk about it....

Cassandra: Pffff, did someone bitch-slapped you in the face or something 🤣

Pico: N-No! I-I hit my face at a door-Y-Yeah that's right!

Cassandra: Oh please, a door wouldn't give you two slap marks😏

Darnell: So how did you get slapped twice?

Pico: Well-

Freund.XML: Mr. Boyfriend and Ms. Girlfriend both slapped him😊

Pico: FREUND! THE FUCK?! 😡

Freund.XML: Hey, Someone had to tell them.

Darnell & Nene: CAM AND ASHLEY SLAPPED YOU?!😳

Pico: Yes...😓

Cassandra: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! 🤣

Pico: S-SHUT UP CASS! 😡

Cassandra: Holy shit, that's funny, imagine getting slapped by your love partners

Nene: Pico, what the fuck did you do to get bitch slapped by both Boyfriend and Girlfriend? 🤨

Pico: Uhhhhhhhhh........🙄

Drugfriend: Dude, just tell them

Pico: Uh-Uh, No way!

Drugfriend: Tell them or I will!

Pico: Ugh fine! I'll tell them!

Darnell: Tell us what?

Pico: Uh the reason why BF and GF slapped me was...because I did something bad to them....

Nene: What did you do?

Pico: Well......

{Flashback}

Pico: Man I'm so hungry, I'm in the mood for some chips

*Pico opened the cabinet door but there was no chips there*

Pico: Goddamit it! We're out of chips! *mind* Hmm...I should ask Boyfriend

*Pico went upstairs to look for Boyfriend*

Pico: Boyfriend! Boyfriend! *mind* Where is he?

*Boyfriend was heard singing*

Pico: Hmm? Is that Boyfriend singing? I-It's coming from the bathroom.

*Pico headed to the bathroom and the door was opened, the bathroom was steamy*

Pico: *mind* Is Boyfriend taking a shower? And Singing?

*Pico took a closer look and slowly opened the shower curtain: which was the biggest mistake of his life!*

BF/Cam: *singing in the shower*

Pico: (blushing and nosebleed) *mind* HOLY SHIT! BF's naked?! OH GOD THAT'S HOT! I NEED TO LOOK AWAY BUT I CAN'T!

BF/Cam: *humming* Hmm? *Sees Pico* 😳

Pico: Uhhhhhh....hi?😅

BF/Cam: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Pico: W-WAIT! B! LISTEN I CAN EXPLAIN-

BF/Cam: WHAT THE FUCK PICO, GET OUT! *SLAPS PICO IN THE CHEEK*

Pico: OW! That hurt! Woah! *dodges the stuff being thrown at him*

BF/Cam: GET OUT PICO!!!! *throws Stuff at him which covering himself with the shower curtain*

Pico: AH! SORRY B! I'LL LEAVE! I'LL LEAVE! *Runs out of the bathroom*

*Pico ran out of the bathroom all flustered*

Pico: (flustered) *mind* Holy shit, I can't believe I just did that! I hope Cam doesn't get too pissed at me! Man, Iet's just hope I don't run into GF-

*CRASH*

Pico: Woah!

GF/Ashley: AH!

*THUMP*

They both fell to the ground.

Pico: Ouch that hurt! *gasps*

GF/Ashley: Uh-😳

Pico was onto of Girlfriend but he was also touching on of her bosoms from one hand and her down part with his right hand.

Pico: *mind* Ah shit, I fucked up twice now!

GF/Ashley: (flustered) Ahhhhhhhhhh.......

Pico: G-GF, Listen I didn't mean to-

GF/Ashley: PICO YOU FUCKING PERVERT! *Slaps Pico in the other cheek*

Pico: OW!

{End of flashback}

Pico: And that's what happened....

Darnell: Woah😳

Nene & Cassandra: *still laughing*

Drugfriend: Yep, that's what happened

Darnell: Damn Pico, You really did that?

Pico: I know! I know but it was an accident! How was I suppose to know Cam was in the shower and I bumped into Ashley by accident.

Freund: But you still did it though😒

Pico: I know, and now I'm sleeping on the couch tonight😑

Darnell: Was it worth it?😏

Pico: *sighs* Yeah, ngl

[rainbow-pop-arts]

GAAAH! This is part 2 of my Trigun Maximum vol 11 thoughts for @trigunbookclub!

Some thoughts on TriMax chap 67-68 under the cut! 

Looks like things are going great for the humans! (I hope)

Uh oh, I knew this moment would come

Well, Brad kinda indirectly told them Wolfwood’s gone

But looks like Milly still knew anyways (girl me too 🥺)

WHAT THE EVANGALION

Oh…oh my 😳

Awww, Brad trusts Livio now!（＾ｖ＾）

MERYL AND MILLY ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS OF VASH!! ‧º·(˚ ˃̣̣̥⌓˂̣̣̥ )‧º·

“I’m Kenough…I’m…Kenough!”

Uh, explosion ☝️😀

LEGATO⁉️

OH MY GOD HE CAN STAND! (Noooooo, not Zazie and Elendira! 😫 Wait, aren’t Elendira pants not inked or toned? Then that means….Did Legato cut Zazie in half? 😦)

Looks like Knives knew the worms since he was a kid

EEEEEW ZAZIE JUST SUDDENLY PUT THEIR HANDS IN THEIR PANTS AND PULLED OUT A WORM (Zazie also tried to use that worm to control Knive’s brain, so I guess they were trying betraying him. DUN DUN DUUUUUNNN! But Legato stopped that from happening lol)

HAWT DAYUM *AHERM AHEM*……I mean, does this mean he’s using his telekinesis powers to control his own body? WOAH!

Batman in red

OH…..OH MY (⁄ ⁄>⁄ ▽ ⁄<⁄ ⁄)

Hey, remember Legato’s coin game? I forgot that even happened

This random dude showed up with a coin piece and uh……yaaaay Legato’s coins are complete!! (That was so random wth)

That’s all for part 2! ଘ(ᵕ˵ ૩ᵕ)━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ

Bonus thoughts: Looks like things are going great for the people! I think. I dunno, the people in the meeting were having an argument if they should attack the Ark or not. Meryl and Milly were finally told that….Wolfwood ain’t coming back. 😔 ANYWAYS, I finally reached the part where Livio has a bit of a beard and his hair is super short! (He looks so 🥺) Zazie tried to betray Knives but SURPRISE, Legato stopped them! Speaking of Legato, he’s finally out of his time-out box YAAAAAY! Knives…still looks weird and not sure what happened to Elendira when he put her down on the floor. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[accirax]

Last few greetings before the season ends, LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!

https://youtu.be/heUPDg0QLwE?si=X_q1L2dFYnHtCWsa

https://youtu.be/p31yYs7l1nY?si=gN1kUQkGTJ2kjufW (Yup. Yup. I can see why Aiden fell for him. I mean not that there weren't other obvious reasons before but.. My God those low notes-! 😳💘🙈)

https://youtu.be/BOOezXQgLTc?si=fWax5lo8nbXHgbxH (Well I still haven't forgiven Ellie but I guess I should be happy that at least Lake has, or whatever. 😒)

https://youtu.be/tMY1U6RVvtl?si=3RorOpYI_4-iMt8r

https://youtu.be/dXjo_zBpDoc?si=riEGte_iJ5Yk7JzK (so he did find out about Ellie's trick in ep6)

https://youtu.be/QHOv5gOBRp4?si=f5tS1dZjQP43psjL

https://youtu.be/I-tATYsGDyo?si=6ypPY8GCXfrA1icJ (Loved this one~ 😄)

https://youtu.be/5fL-1S_3nRQ?si=7VQauoH-shmZe6Z4

yay!!! let's see if i can actually knock these out before the episode airs, this time.

:D

wow, what a beautiful outfit! and i love the spotlight effect, too; whoever animated this greeting clearly had fun doing so. i should really listen to more Olivia Rodrigo. pretty much every song of hers i've heard snippets of sounds like a banger, i just don't listen to straight up pop that often.

Yup. Yup. I can see why Aiden fell for him. I mean not that there weren't other obvious reasons before but.. My God those low notes-! 😳💘🙈

okay, i swear when i said what i said about Olivia Rodrigo i didn't know that a Nico Collins song was going to come on next! i actually do know a couple of Nico Collins songs (Borderline, Hate Me, and Our Way Out), and i think James did a lovely rendition. it's fun that Aiden and James now both have white princely outfits, even if Aiden's is more royal while James' is admittedly a prom king fit. "God, I love my voice!" made me laugh out loud. what an icon.

Well I still haven't forgiven Ellie but I guess I should be happy that at least Lake has, or whatever. 😒

it's interesting to me that Lake expresses worries that staying in the game longer might have made her a worse person too, given that that's the moral Ellie wound up learning this season. i guess Lake is just the master of seeing herself in Season 1's most morally gray contestants. i'd say it was a redhead connection, but even in greetings i've never seen Jake with fully red hair.

oh, so Lake does canonically live with Rosa now! i thought she might've just been visiting Rosa on vacation or something. that's a pretty big move, to go from living in Germany with your family to living in Mexico with someone you only met a few weeks ago, but Lake's family sucks and Rosa is awesome, so i understand where Lake is coming from.

so he did find out about Ellie's trick in ep6

so, actually, looking at the comments section on the greeting...

the trick that Tom was referring to was actually the one that Alec and Fiore came up with in Season 1, to have Ellie lie to Jake to tear Tom and Jake apart. i actually hadn't realized myself that Jake had been told that Tom had a boyfriend other than him twice, in s1 and DCAS. if i had a nickel...

anyways, Tom's outfit is super cute! i like how it's still predominantly blue, like he was still on the Cyan team but he tried to sneak over and pretend to be Magenta instead.

WOAH, English Tom and Spanish Tom sound way more similar than i'd realized. i couldn't even tell at first when the English greeting switched to the Spanish one. his new hairstyle is very interesting, and very idol-esque. i wonder if the patches on his jacket have any meaning other than looking nice.

Loved this one~ 😄

that power scream was so funny. i know that people were (lovingly) making fun of Raitix with how hard he went on the wolf howl in the Patron name readings after he was eliminated, so i wonder if making him yell was at all inspired by that. also, i don't think i've ever heard anyone describe what Goku is wearing as "classy" before. between this and the My Hero Academia knowledge, Alec seems to be shaping up as a secret anime nerd.

"slander Jake? that's way too easy, where do i even start?" giant Fiore does sound like a gag that the show would pull that's very in-character. i wonder who in the heroes alliance would have been the best at taking her down, if you imagine that Fiore came back instead of Connor. maybe Ally, if she could stretch up close to Fiore's height? or, i guess if Aiden could, like, run through the meat of Fiore's leg like he ran through Alec's entire body, he could incapacitate her pretty easily. Aiden is kinda OP.

Oh! Forgot one more -

i... did not realize that Ashley was friends with Tess or Ellie, but, you go girl. she does seem to have the ability to be friends with anyone. i was wondering if, as an artist, Tess would pick something more along the lines of illusions or being able to bring anything she drew to life, but being a healer totally fits with her sweet personality. maybe she could have helped Ally and Connor after Yul, Grett, and Gabby got to them.

[starsscarmyceiling]

Gimme some of that Clone Wars AU pls! Stirring the Sky

Hoooo ohhh man, Abby! The origin story to this one is actually pretty funny…and I know I’ve blathered on to you about my fics…BUT for everyone else…so a few months ago, an anon asked me if I had any sort of fic prompt ideas floating around in my head, which you can find here. And what do I do ofc??? Why, write out 5k worth of prompt ideas because a bitch over here can never stfu. And ONE of those ideas…I honestly got really attached to it and I was like…well oh NO I am going to have to write this, aren’t I?? It’s from the “Canonverse Divergent” section, I thought of this Clone Wars AU, and this is the original prompt I wrote:

“Clone Wars AU where Cal and Jaro are assigned to try and recruit the Nightsisters to try and get the upper hand in the war with Dooku (lol I wouldn’t say exactly a Dark Disciple route but that’s up to you). Merrin is voluntold (the opposite of volunteered) by Mother Talzin to try and become allies with the Jedi (they could have their own shady Nightsister ulterior motive going on as well), and Merrin reluctantly goes with the Jedi. And oooooooOoOooo wow the shenanigans that can ensue from that. (Merrin also has to try really hard not to lose her shit over leaving Dathomir for the first time in her life). I’d imagine a lot of frustrations from both parties. The clones mercilessly make fun of Cal and his Nightsister gf (but they also have to tell him what’s up). He thinks she’s unreasonably obtuse and rude, and she thinks he’s frustratingly smug/arrogant. Merrin could prove to be a definite asset in battle. Cal probably thinks it’s hawt 😳 OH NO SHE’S HOT SEE LOOK HOW WE GOT HERE WE LIKE TO HAVE FUN HERE.

Now suddenly she’s mysterious and complex, and he’s frustrated that he wants to know more. He’s actually the sweetest person she’s ever seen and she’s angry about it. She constantly has to check in with her sisters and it’s getting harder and harder to go behind his back or deny that she maybe might not hate him anymore she maybe even may want to smooch him WOAH who knows. They bond over feeling used in this war. Come on. You got it from here right?”

Soooo, YEAH…I gots a little too overindulgent in my thoughts and started writing THIS…but I am so very excited because it’s just the two of them being endlessly frustrated yet hotted up for each other at all times. All the clones ship it HARD. Merrin starts to grow attached to some of the clones that are very welcoming to her…actually fun fact…if you’ve read my fic “what’s grown between (surgery scars)” when Cal told Merrin about his clone trauma…I literally pulled what he was saying from this WIP…HEH…

ALSO, I honestly just want to live my best life and push forward my personal HC that I have of if Cal were older during order 66 or it never happened, him and Jaro would 100% have Jake and Holt energy from Brooklyn 99 agenda.

And I am so very excited to explore a lot of these themes that I’ve brought into my Merrical writing in a setting like this. Cal contemplating his feelings, his so naturally compassionate and empathetic spirit that wants to take care of everyone else before himself, and then someone like MERRIN steps into his life??? OOF I am gonna have some fun with this and the psychometric Jedi and space witch of it all. GOODNESS I am so excited for it.

AND SO…here is a long ass preview because I honestly didn’t know where to cut it off…Cal is answering a comm from their commander, Zand, on his and Jaro’s ship and well he may have sensed a presence while doing so…😏😏😏

When there was nothing there still, he turned once again to his original direction, but as soon as he did, there was a flash of green light and smoke, and suddenly, there was a figure there before him.

“There is no need to brandish weapons or administer threats Jedi,” she stated with her voice laced in malice, which ironically enough did feel like a bit of a threat.

Cal severely balked at this sudden interaction, “Who are you?”

The woman crossed her arms with still a severe expression on her face, “Does it matter? We are all just—unsettling to you anyway.”

His eyes narrowed as he put the pieces together in his head, “Were you—spying on me?”

Her expression changed to that of incredulity as she raised an eyebrow, “You left the door to your ship open.”

It was a bit shocking, her audacity as he bristled all over again, “Are you seriously blaming me for you trespassing onto my ship and listening in on my private conversation?”

This woman, who Cal only now after processing the last several moments did he start to take in her appearance, did give off such an intense energy in the force. Cal felt her ire, her disdain so much so that it almost made him feel dizzy.

A short breath escaped him as he shut off his lightsaber, and all she did was continue to glare at him. She was short statured with light gray skin and intense brown eyes. Her soft features on her face were adorned with tattoos that lined her forehead, her cheeks. And it was all coming to a head, feeling her emotions, his emotions of frustration, accost, but now he was also flustered, bewildered, and definitely anxious.

He hated to think, though it was sad, but true, that he thought she was astoundingly beautiful.

His mind tried to do a complete turnaround because that was very much besides the point, and he did his best to keep his mental shields up, having no idea what she was capable of as she finally continued to speak.

“Though Mother Talzin invited you here Jedi,” she said again with such derision to her words, “do not hold the false notion that you are in any way welcome.”

Cal almost wanted to laugh at her statement, his own ire stacking up again in his mind, and he actually welcomed it as it was much easier to process in the moment than anything else he was currently grappling with.

An exhale escaped his nostrils harshly as he kept up his glare, “Believe me,” he stated with his own contempt, clipping his lightsaber to his belt again, “I would like to get off this force forsaken planet as soon as possible.”

She tilted her head at him, seeming to descry in her own way, which caused the fringe of her silver blonde hair to slightly cascade into her eyes as they scanned over him. It made him—exceedingly uncomfortable for a multitude of reasons he really couldn’t dwell on at the moment.

“That is at least something we can agree on Jedi,” she uttered in a flatter tone than she had before, but still possessed an air of intolerance.

“I have a name you know. Don’t know how I’d get around the confusion of actually just going by the moniker of Jedi,” he stated in what was a mockery of her sardonic tone of voice.

She stood there still for several moments as she raised an eyebrow at him, which to him translated into some form of her being through with his banthashit.

“Jedi…the Jedi?” The Nightsister questioned with a genuine air of perplexment to her voice.

Honestly, once she said it out loud, Cal really wasn’t sure what he was even trying to accomplish. Was he trying to make a joke? Was he trying to be a smartass? Was he trying to break the tension? If Jaro was asked, he’d probably claim that Cal would try and accomplish all of the above.

“What, are you attempting to be clever or snide?” She asked as she began to take careful steps circumventing him, “Or just insulting? You think you can come to my home and disrespect me in such a way?”

Cal crossed his arms as he scoffed, “You’re the one who snuck onto my ship first, Nightsister.”

If she was going to address him in such a way he’d do it right back. He was feeling that petty.

Though, he very much resented himself when his mind flashed with the title ‘Nightsister, the Nightsister,’ and he had to hold back a stupid smirk.

She was temporarily out of his view, though he still felt her, always felt her as she too laughed humorlessly, “You are extremely full of yourself, aren’t you Jedi?”

The way she said it this time seemed to give off the same amount of snark he was emanating.

Cal waited until she was there in his vision again as he slightly upturned his chin to her.

“I bet you’d like to think so, wouldn’t you? Profile me, put me in a box of whatever your false perceptions of Jedi are,” Cal almost barked at her. Force, he didn’t even remember the last time he’d been so irritated with a person.

“And you are not doing the same to me? Making your own assumptions and insulting something you don’t even understand.”

Another scoff was in his throat, “Yeah, and let’s still not forget how you acquired such information from me.”

Her glare was fierce again as the disparagement was almost palpable on her face now, “I only was scoping out the situation because I have my people’s interest in mind.”

Cal realized he was flexing his arms now as they were still crossed over his chest out of sheer frustration, “You could have just asked me you know; I would have been more than willing to speak with you about any such matters that occur with my order.”

“And how was I to know this? All I have heard about Jedi is that they are liars and selfish thieves!” She exclaimed.

Again. He was taken such aback again at the gull.

“And where in the hell did you hear that? A Separatist the people The Republic is trying to stand against?” He said, but then he already had another retort on his tongue, “And for that matter, we were the ones that were invited here and ever since we arrived, all we have gotten from you is blatant disdain when we hadn’t even done anything!”

“None of us wanted you here!”

“That’s not my problem! Don’t take your misplaced frustration out on me!”

His statement seemed to give her pause, and Cal hadn’t even realized that they’d somehow managed to step closer and closer to one another in this skirmish and were definitely in one another’s personal space.

Kriff, how did I end up here?

Her eyes were narrowed up at him as he still found that anger, but he also cornered something else in them that was not easy to place.

“You should have never come to Dathomir Jedi,” she admonished in a strained tone.

A short sigh fell out of his mouth.

“Cal.”

For the first time, he found actual confusion on her countenance, “What?”

“Cal, my name is Cal Kestis, not Jedi. Again, I don’t go by Jedi the Jedi.”

Honestly, he wasn’t exactly sure why he said it. At this point he recognized they were both being assholes to each other.

Her eyes were all over him again though as she leaned back to cross her arms, “Do you think you are exceedingly hilarious, Cal?”

He didn’t know what it was. The concept of his nomenclature was always simple, straightforward concept in his mind, but there was something in the way that she said it, the timbre of her voice, that drove him insane.

And that sort of insanity seemed to have many faces right now, many of which were irritation.

Still, he crossed his arms all the same, “I am starting up my own comedy tour, actually.”

And never in his life, as he was already trying to convince himself that it wasn’t true, had he ever been so…aroused by the utterance of his own name.

This…he needed to get himself out of this situation now.

Her eyes scanned him again, “I do not find your antics the least bit entertaining.”

“Well, I guess I won’t be reserving the cranky Nightsister a seat, now will I?”

A narrowed gaze in his direction now. And he wasn’t sure how he felt—about being under her scrutiny.

“You are extremely arrogant and insolent,” she declared, her eyes still fierce, “but it is not as if that really matters, Cal.”

He was very much resenting the shiver that was sent down his spine.

SOOO YEH, hope you guys are as excited for this one as I am!!! I literally think these two don't even have the ability to be around one another and NOT be super horni right off the bat for each other haha.

SHENANIGANSSSS

[birdofmay]

Sometimes it's really funny that the For You page reflects the behaviour of blogs I follow.

"Oh, there's an increase in Miku posts, either somebody is in a crisis or hyperfocused really hard."

"Lots of discourse, the people around you must really suck atm, sorry about that 🤔"

"Woah, so many pictures of cute cats, is everyone alright? Is it because it's dark and cold outside?"

"Oh, somebody either went vegan or has a new hyperfixation, anyway, good for them!"

"I neither understand Welsh nor.... Is that Korean? Idk, but I don't understand that either. BUT I know exactly who liked those posts 😎"

".......... somebody seems to be horny AND has gender envy 😳"

"Where do all these German posts come from, and are they learning German or did Germans infiltrate Tumblr?"

"Somebody seems to have impostor syndrome 🤨"

Really, sometimes the For You page is like a newspaper 😂

[ostianshadow]

TOA Anniversary Munday!

Celebrating TOA and the people who contribute to make our group what it is.

Repost, don't reblog. Only fill in what you feel comfortable sharing!

Happy anniversary, TOA! Here's to many more years spent together.

Name: vicky (aka key or wkey)

Pronouns: she/her

Birthday (no year): jan 6

Where are you from? What is your time zone? french canadian. west coast best coast. pst.

Roleplay experience: idk since i was like 7? running around the neighbourhood w the boyz and gming our own little world of makebelieve… writing/online-wise, since around the age of 10-11 when we got a puter in the living room.

Got any pets? black kitty called cabbage i fostered and then adopted. she's no thoughts head empty and that's why she won over my other 16 foster cats. /hj

Favorite time of year: autumn-ish or spring. don't do well in the heat but sad makes winter bad.

Some interests and things you like: comics&webtoons, puzzle games (picross, sudoku, etc), ultimate frisbee, tennis, hiking, traveling

Some funfacts & trivia about you:

-prefer crepes to pancakes

-don't leave me alone with a box of ice cream sandwiches for the love of-

-past key has cumulatively drawn 500+ comic pages over the years (and misses it dearly)

-used to play ice hockey, played for bout 12 years. stopped due to injuries.

What non-Fire Emblem games do you play? ffxiv, zelda, tales of, undertale

Favorite Pokemon type & Pokemon: ghost, haunter

How did you get into Fire Emblem? smash bros /j i think my bro acquired a copy of fe7 and the rest is history

What Fire Emblem games have you played? 6 through current

First Fire Emblem game: 7

Favorite Fire Emblem game: hrkkk probably 7 but super fond of sacred stones n path of radiance too

Any Fire Emblem crushes? 😳

lmao

If you’ve played the following games, who was your first S support? Who would you S support nowadays?

- Awakening: mightve been chrom by accident n woulda been pissed about it. henry & gaius beloveds

- Fates: conquest- niles, birthright- azama, revelations- kaze

- Three Houses: was it claude or felix? idk but claude is def why i started w deer haha

- Engage: louis and lapis i married both that's my story and im sticking to it

Favorite Fire Emblem class: thief or mage

If you were a Fire Emblem character, what would be your class? probably an archer, or mage. miss me w close combat

If you were a Three Houses character, what would be your affiliation? hmm… i wanna say deer but probably beagles

If you were an Engage character, which Emblem would you Engage with? lyn. long distance pew pew goes brrrrr

How did you find TOA? kept seeing it on twitter from ol ferp mutuals and eventually caved

Current TOA muses: hector, matthew, azama

Who was your first TOA muse? If you don’t have them anymore, could you see yourself picking them up again? ewan. some days i think i could.

Have you had any other TOA muses? florina, henry

Do you think you have a type of character you gravitate towards? prickly, maybe. in general muses that allow me to explore… ewan is more outgoing than i will ever be, but lets himself feel petty or jealous. hector is brash, but struggling with an uncomfortable and unexpected weight on his shoulders. azama invites conflict like he needs it to breathe, while ive typically been averse to conflict. florina is timid but trying to grow stronger for her friends (and herself, she comes to realize). henry is… an oddball, idk how to describe what draws me to writing him. change of pace maybe? requires thinking outside the box with his unique worldview. i dont tend toward angst but matthew is a good output for it if im feelin it haha.

What do you believe you enjoy writing the most? i think i like. when threads start to come together. yknow in stories when you can start referring to things that have happened? and you're like "woah wait i know what that's referring to!!"

when you manage to reach a shared history ig? i know im p slow re. writing but i cherish the bonds and overarching/intertwined stories my muses wind up with. people you meet touch your life in ways you might not immediately fathom…

Favorite TOA-related memory: lots of lock & key justice shenanigans… bunker … enjoyed unscripted a whole heck of a lot as well

How do you pronounce TOA? 🤔 T-O-A. sounds fancier to spell it out haha

Got any delusions that didn’t see the light of day that you’d like to share? 😉 felix, ike, kaze, serra, sain, naesala, ingrid, eldigan, bramimond, lethe, shinon, kliff… not so much delusions as "might be fun to explore…" – and i wouldn't trade our current reps of the above for the world ✌️

[evansbby]

WOAH OKAY SO THAT WAS THE SHORTEST 37K WORDS I’VE EVER READ LIKE ITS THE WAY I FINISHED IT IN ONE SITTING 😳😳

i loved it like i absolutely could not take my eyes off it and it was literally SO addicting! i liked how you built up the poyt 4 ending cliffhanger bc it made peter’s monologue much more powerful! it was definitely the wake up call that steve needed it, even if it meant breaking him down to build him back up.

AND STEVE IMMEDIATELY BEING LIKE OKAY WE’RE GETTING MARRIED LIKE ⁉️ PLEASE HE IS SO UNSERIOUS BE FOR REAL RIGHT NOW

my absolute favourite part has so to when steve and omega went to her childhood home. i actually started sobbing bc it hit home for me. i think everyone remembers a point in their childhood when they had to grow up too fast and i think you captured that perfectly using the diary. it’s the way her horrifying recount of her mother’s boyfriend’s were sandwiched between normal child blues?? breathless. steve realising what omega truly went through was absolutely a turning point for him. it’s like when misogynistic men are shocked that their sisters and mothers suffer at the hands of men like themselves.

AND OMEGA GOING THROUGH ALL STAGES OF GRIEF

AND WHEN SHE SAID SHE DIDN’T WANT TO LIVE 💔💔

shellshocked 👏🏻and 👏🏻 shaken👏🏻

favourite character IS STEVE’S MOM PLEASE WHAT A SWEETHEART!! we need to protect steve’s mom like the way she was so accepting of omega and instantly knew the situation?? i really liked how you paralleled steve’s love story with his parents because it makes sense where he got his protective side from. it explains a lot with him wanting omega to drop everything and raise his kid (like how his mom did). my only question is why didn’t they have more kids if they’re a traditional alpha/omega family unit? i feel like it may has something to do with her health but that was something more recent. either way i’m so happy to see someone who truly gets omega and i’d be so heartbroken if she goes ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

AND BUCKY MAKING A RETURN??

I KNEW HE’D COME BACK BUT NOT LIKE THIS??!!

WOW YOU NEVER FAIL TO SURPRISE ME BC I LITERALLY FELL OFF MY BED READING THAT SCENE AHHHHH THANK GOD STEVE TOOK HER SIDE AND ACTUALLY DEFENDED HER FOR ONCE

and the epilogue was so satisfying with poyt!baby finally being canon 🥺 the domestic kink in me goes brr at the thought of steve holding his little one 😭

ANYWAYS THIS WAS A LONG ASS RANT BUT I JUST WANTED TO LET YOU KNOW THAT POYT 5 IS EVERYTHING I DREAMED FOR AND MORE AND YOU DID A REALLY GOOD JOB WITH TYING UP ALL THE LOOSE ENDS PLEASE BE SO PROUD OF YOURSELF BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN SO AMAZING AND AHHHHH I LOVE YOU 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻

THANK U SO MUCH FOR READING!!!

And yes bahaha, Steve being his impulsive self, immediately wanting to get married to omega to prove to everyone (Peter) that what they have is real 🥹🥹🥹 HE IS GENUINELY SO UNSERIOUS bc why was he maniacally laughing pls?!? 😭

And the reason Steve’s parents didn’t have any more kids is simply because Mrs. Rogers couldn’t have any more. They wanted to, but she couldn’t. That’s why I was originally gonna make it so that after Rosie, omega couldn’t have anymore either. Like a cyclical type of thing but in the end I didn’t go with that!

I laughed at you saying you fell off your bed when Bucky returned 😭😭😭😭😭😂😂😂😂 he just HAD to make his grand entrance at the end sjsjsjsjsk

[dragonotaku-justineverything]

So does this mean in this AU Jaune's mom could be Power Girl, A.K.A. Karen Starr/Kara Zor-L? (Also sid note, just found that in the comics she recently took on the monkier Paige Stetler as well)

Because I find that very fitting and am all for it!

Later that afternoon, in Beacon's :

Yang: ... Pyrrha: *Frizzled and wild hair* ... Yang: ... Yang: Jaune dropped you too then? Pyrrha: ...Yeah Yang: You sing too? Pyrrha: Yes. Yang: How was that new fantastic point of view hehe Pyrrha: Actually he warned me about that not using that song. So I went with Reading Rainbow instead, but he still dropped me... Yang: Dang... VB's ruthless Pyrrha: He did catch me pretty quickly, so I didn't have to use my landing strategy. *The two continue to speak about their different flying experiences, but they didn't notice a well dressed woman in a suit that was approaching them stoped for a brief minute or two. After getting a good listen a good distance away before closing the rest of the distance to them.* Woman: Excuse me ladies, I was just passing by and I couldn't help but overhear your conversation. Did I hear you meantion the name 'Jaune'? Pyrrha: *Surprised* O-oh. ummm yes we did. Yang: *Also caught off guard by the sudden intrusion and gets defensive* Why, what's it to you lady? You got some beef with him? Woman: *Dismissive* I don't believe that's any of your concern. Yang: Well I think it is lady Pyrrha: Indeed. Jaune is a dear f-friend, so I do think if you have some business with him than I believe it'd be just fine if we heard about it Woman: *Noticed the pause when Pyrrha said 'friend'* Hmmmm... one of you two ladies wouldn't happen to be romantically involved with him would you? Pyrrha: 😳 Yang: Okay now that's definitely none of YOUR busniess lady! Woman: *Listening intently* ... hmm. That's good. Yang: *Raises a fist* What's that supposed to mean huh!? We not good enough for Vomit Boy? Woman: *Freezes and glares* Vomit... Boy...? Now, I know you- *The three's conversation is cut off by a familar voice from someone running up to them.* Jaune: Hey! Pyrrha! Yang there you two are! We need to get to- MOM!?! Yang and Pyrrha: MOM!? Woman: *Smiles happily and rushes over, pulling Jaune into a bear hug* Hi sweetie! Oh I missed you so much!" Jaune: *Being squeezed a bit too much and chokes out* Y-yeah m-me too! Mom, too t-tight! Woman: *Lessens her grip and lets go of Jaune, but keeps her hands on his shoulder* I got worried when you didn't contact us last week. I know you said you had your first missions starting so I really wasn't sure if anything happened Jaune: I'm sorry mom, I got really busy with school work and training, I kept missing chances to go to the CCTV Tower. But listen, we need to catch up later. Pyrrha, Yang, we need to get to Vale! Some grimm got into the city again! Pyrrha: What?! How? Jaune: Ozpin said that they might have been left over in the tunnel from the breach. A bullhead's waiting for students to board right now. We need to go! Pyrrha: Right! Yang: Let's go! Woman: Well looks like I arrived at the right time. Let's go handle this. Yang: Woah hang on, you think you're coming? No offense mama Arc, but this isn't exactly something civies tag along with. And you look like you're more dressed for a corprate dinner than a fight. You should just stay here where you'll be safe. Woman: ... Jaune: ... Oh no. Woman: *Takes a deep breath in through her nose and lets out a long sigh* Haaaaaaaa...

Woman: Tell you what hotshot, try to keep up and I'll prove you wrong in the fight. Oh, and me Power Girl during all the action. Power Girl: Jaune honey, I'll see you in the city~! *Dashes away in another blink of the eye.* Pyrrha: ... Yang: ... Yang: Huh... I might have put my foot in my mouth a little there. Jaune: We should hurry up and get going ourselves Pyrrha: R-right!

Kryptonian AU:

Jaune finally achieves flight and shows Pyrrha a bird’s eye view of Vale

Arc Airways

Pyrrha: W-Whahoo! This is amazing!

Jaune: Haha! I had the same reaction when my mom first took me flying. Unfortunately, I also threw up first time she did.

Pyrrha: You threw up?

Jaune: Yeah, I was six at the time. Suddenly flying in the air like that felt off.

Pyrrha: Did you throw up on your mother?

Jaune: Almost. Luckily it was easy enough to point me downward for a bombing run.

Pyrrha: Pfft! Oh, that’s adorable!

Jaune: Not to me it is.

Pyrrha: Thanks, Jaune.

Jaune: For what?

Pyrrha: For taking me flying; this is amazing! And, the view is gorgeous!

Jaune: My pleasure, Pyrrha. Anything for a teammate.

Pyrrha: Teammate… Yeah…

Jaune: What was that about us being teammates?

Pyrrha: Oh, yeah super hearing. Nothing to really worry about, Jaune. So, how does it feel flying your first passenger with you?

Jaune: Actually you’re not the first.

Pyrrha: I’m not? But, I thought you just learned to fly?

Jaune: I did, but, Yang was there when I did, so I took her for a spin.

Pyrrha: Oh… So how did it go?

Jaune: Well…

~~~

Yang: This is freaking amazing! Whoo!

Jaune: Glad you’re enjoying yourself.

Yang: Are you kidding?! This is the coolest thing I’ve ever done! And, this view, everyone looks like ants!

Jaune: Kinda.

Yang: Hey, Jaune?

Jaune: Yeah?

Yang: I can show you the world~! Shining, shimmering spaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh!!!

~~~

Pyrrha: You dropped her?!!

Jaune: Only for a little bit.

Pyrrha: But, why?!

Jaune: I hate that song. And, if you even dare to think about singing that song, I am going to drop you! It’s the only way to prevent people from singing that song; Fear.

Pyrrha: O-Okay… What if I sang: Butterfly in the skAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh?!!!

Jaune:

The rule applies to a lot of bloody songs?!!

[writers-ex]

That's the plan princess because once remember my taste it's never gonna be forgotten. Plus I'll have the bonus of getting to kiss a pretty girl like yourself - Ari

🤧🥴😳 woah!!!!!! where did this smooth girl come from??? if anything I’ll have the pleasure of kissing or even making out with a queen like yourself, with the added bonus of maybe a few matching ‘marks�� on your neck if you’re lucky ;)

[princesshillaryellaworld25]

Preview of Sick Boyfriend visits the Purityverse

Sick BF: *mind* Hmmmm....I wonder what type of other universes they have, plus I didn't know they have different verisons of heaven. There so many things I wanna explore.

Sick BF: *yawns* I should probably get some sleep, Mmmmmmmm....*sigh* I miss Drugfriend, he's probably worried about me right now, But I have to wait till Friday afternoon for the portal to open. *sigh* I might as well get some sleep. Huh?

Sick Boyfriend looked up on the ceiling, there were stars everywhere and they were making him sleepy.

Sick Boyfriend's eyes started to slowly close as when he saw the stary ceiling.

Sick BF: Wow, Pretty stars, It's making me....feel...very....sleepy....

Sick Boyfriend fell straight to sleep from that.

Wednesday, 8AM

The next day.....

The Sun was dimming through the window.

Sick BF: Mmm! Ow, too bright!

Sick Boyfriend got up and rubbed his eyes.

Sick BF: *groans* W-What time is it?

Sick Boyfriend looked at his phone where it was on the nightstand, he opened his phone.

Sick BF: Woah! 8:00 am already?! I must've sleep too deeply

Sick BF: *yawn* mmm~ Man, Drugfriend wasn't kidding when he said I slept like an angel...

*knock knock*

Sick BF: Oh who is it?

Angel maid: It's me, Melissa!

Sick BF: Oh come in.

*opens the door*

Melissa: Hey, Miss Monika told me you need some fresh towels so I...

Melissa stopped when she saw something.

Sick BF: What's wrong? Is everything okay?

Melissa's vision: What she sees:

???: *growls*

Melissa: *whimpering*😰

Reality:

Sick BF: Uhh Mel, Are you sure you're ok-

Melissa: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *zoomed away*

Sick Boyfriend was confused and speechless of what just happened.

Sick BF: I....uhhhhh......*mind* What the funk just happened?😳😶, Hmm? Oh yeah, I might as well get up and go shower.

Sick Boyfriend got up from the bed and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

Meanwhile:

Purity Monika: So what's this I hear about a monster, Melissa?

Melissa: (trembling) I-I'm telling you! I saw a monster and I think it ate our guest! I saw it with my own eyes!

Purity Sayori: Are you sure you saw a monster?

Melissa: Y-YES I'M SURE! IT HAD CRAZY HAIR AND IT LOOKED LIKE IT WANTS TO EAT ME!

Purity Monika: *sigh* Melissa, maybe it's probably Sick Boyfriend with a bed head that's all.

Melissa: S-SEE FOR YOURSELF!

Purity Monika: Okay Okay!

Purity Monika opened the door, she saw that no one was there.

Purity Monika: Hmm?

Melissa: Did you see anything?😫

Purity Monika: *hears humming from the bathroom* Oh I know where he is, it's coming from the bathroom.

Melissa: M-My lady, be careful!

*knock knock*

Sick BF: *opens the shower curtain a little* Huh? Who is it?

Purity Monika: It's me, Purity Monika.

Sick BF: oh uh, I'll be out in a minute!

Purity Monika: Okay but uh Melissa thought there was a monster in your room.

Sick BF: Oh that? That was just me with my bed head, I think she must've thought I was the monster.

Purity Monika: *to Melissa* See, I told you.😒

Melissa: Heh heh Oops.😅

Purity Sayori: I think you owe him a apology.

Sick BF: No No No No, it's fine, it was just a misunderstanding!

Purity Monika: Uh Okay then, well make sure you don't take too long, your breakfast might get cold.

Sick BF: Don't worry, I'll hurry up.

Purity Monika: Okay

Melissa: I'm terribly sorry about that, my ladies!

Purity Monika: *sigh* It's fine, besides I know you're new here and probably didn't know about stuff that humans do.

Purity Sayori: Well we must as well get back downstairs for our duties.

This is a preview for part 2, Part 2 will come out in 2024

Merry almost Christmas!

[msookyspooky]

So uh, Stu mentioned he found our purple...friend...

You wanna, uh, tell us his thoughts and actions when he found our little collection 👀

He got wide eyed, then a shit eating grin, then a bit jealous that this things been where he wants to be....Then he turned it on imagining you using it.

[luvfae]

Prompt 36!! With the my favorite Henderson series <3 maybe just angst of y/n thinking eddie is fucking with chrissy

MY FAVOURITE

HENDERSON

PART TWENTY THREE

fandom: stranger things

parings: eddie x f henderson reader

warnings: swearing, mention of sex, accusations of cheating, crying, angst, mention of drug use

note: i literally completely forgot to include the prompt but i can’t for the life of me find out where to slot it in sorry 😳

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Word spread like wildfire around Hawkins High School and by Tuesday morning your friends were bombarding you with questions.

“Are the rumours true?” Your friend, Tara asked, standing with you by your locker. Your other friends Chrissy and Carl standing next to her. “Are you really dating that freak?”

“Tara!” Chrissy exclaimed. Tara rolled her eyes, glancing between you and Chrissy.

“Don’t call him a freak,” you hissed, slamming your locker shut and walking away.

Your three friends walked after you. “So it is true then?” Tara asked, laughing hysterically. “That is just comical, Y/N.”

“Shut up,” you snapped at her, death glaring the girl that you had known since freshman year.

“You’re the one making a fool of yourself,” Tara said. “Wait until Abigail finds out, she’ll kick you out of cheer squad quicker than you can do a cartwheel.”

“God, just be quiet, Tara,” you said.

The bell rang and finally Tara parted ways from you, her and Carl heading into their class while you stayed with Chrissy, heading towards yours.

“So it’s true? You’re really dating Eddie?” Chrissy asked.

“Yes, i’m dating Eddie,” you replied, rolling your eyes at her. “And honestly I don’t care about what you have to say Chrissy, it’s not like you can talk anyway, dating Jason after you watched him drool over me for years.”

“Woah, calm down, Y/N,” Chrissy groaned. “I wasn’t going to say anything…”

“Sorry,” you muttered, sighing.

“He sells drugs, right?” Chrissy asked.

You looked over at her sheepishly. “Yeah,” you replied.

“Aren’t you like worried?” She asked.

“Not really,” you shrugged, sitting down as the lesson began, the topic being dropped.

-

You were rather flabbergasted when later that afternoon you discovered that Chrissy was meeting up with Eddie to buy drugs.

Did she really want to buy drugs or did she have an agenda?

Because you knew Chrissy, she was your best friend, one of the only people you hung out with that were real. And because you knew her so well you also knew that her sweet girl facade could easily switch into an evil agenda.

You trusted her with a lot of things, but your boyfriend wasn’t on that list.

“Babe, i’m being serious,” Eddie said. “I wouldn’t touch her with a ten foot pole.”

“And I trust you but I don’t trust her,” you replied, hurrying to keep up with him as he walked to his van.

“Isn’t she your friend?”

“That doesn’t mean I trust her, I mean would you trust all of your friends if they were alone in the woods with me?” You asked.

Eddie hummed, opening the passenger door for you. “Fair point,” he said as you hopped in. It didn’t take long for him to get into the driver seat.

“I’m coming with you,” you said as he began to drive.

“Y/N, no. It’s a drug deal, I don’t want you anywhere near it,” Eddie said. “It can go south quickly and if it does I don’t want to be worrying about you.”

“I’ll sit in the car,” you said. Eddie looked over at you, sheepishly. “I promise.”

Eddie sighed, shaking his head. “Fine, but if you even think about getting out of this van there’s gunna be trouble,” he said.

“Ohh,” you smiled, glancing over at him. “You’ve got me all curious now, I might just get myself into trouble,” you teased. Eddie rolled his eyes at you. “What’re you gunna do to me? Spank me and tell me i’ve been a bad girl?” You asked, batting your eyelashes at him.

“Stop talking,” Eddie groaned, pulling up at the forest. “I’ll cut you a deal, you keep your cute little butt in that seat and i’ll fuck your brains out when we get home, ‘kay?”

So you stayed put, sitting anxiously in the front seat, leg bouncing. As much as you wanted to run out of Eddie’s van and see what was going on, you also wanted to be fucked.

It didn’t take long for Eddie to return, a serious look on his face as he entered the car. His eyes immediately lighting up at the sight of you.

“So, what did she want?” You asked, staring at him expectantly.

“Weed,” he shrugged. “Just like I told you.”

You hummed, smiling at him. “I think i’m owed something for staying in this van like you asked,” you said.

“Don’t worry, sweetheart, I always pay up.”

-

It went on for weeks, Eddie meeting up with Chrissy to sell her weed and at first you weren’t concerned. Until she started meeting up at his trailer and meeting up at his trailer led to smoking sessions together. You were bitter and jealous, but most of all pissed, when you found out.

And of course you had to find out by walking in on them smoking one afternoon when you decided to surprise Eddie after cheer.

“Is this why you’ve been ditching practice?” You asked, narrowing your eyes at Chrissy. “So you can smoke up a storm with my boyfriend?”

“Y/N-“ You cut Chrissy off.

“Is it just smoking? Because I know every time me and you smoke together,” you began, pointing an accusing finger at Eddie. “It ends with sex. Are you fucking her too? Trying to see how many cheerleaders you can get wrapped around your finger? Is this some kind of game? Some kind of payback?”

“No, I was just teaching her how to roll a joint and how to smoke without coughing up a lung,” Eddie replied, grabbing your hands.

You scoffed, pushing him off of you. “I can’t believe you two right now… my boyfriend and my best friend, I mean, am I some kind of joke to you guys?” You asked, glaring at the both of them.

“It’s not like that, Y/N, please just listen to me!” Chrissy exclaimed.

“Shut the fuck up, Cunningham. You may have everyone else in Hawkins fooled but I know the real you. That horrible, bitchy side of you,” you snapped. “It was only a matter of time until I got stuck in your web, wasn’t it?”

“Jesus Christ, Henderson-“

“Shut up, Munson!” You yelled. “You know what, you two enjoy your night, i’m fucking out of here.”

With that you stalked out of Eddie’s room, tears streaming down your cheeks as you threw the front door open, running straight into Wayne.

“Y/N,” he said, panicked at your tear stained cheeks. “What did he do?” Wayne asked.

“He’s fucking my best friend!” You exclaimed, pushing past Wayne and walking home alone in the dark, nothing but your sobs to keep you company.

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